artikgato:

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gallusrostromegalus:

auntytimblr:

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

What kind of memes do you think Roland’s country has about him, since we like to make memes about our presidents? He has a really high approval rating according to pre-launch materials so I guess they’re positive. As for me… *imagines the “confused Obama” reaction gif but with Roland*

space-matcha:

I dont think the memes we have on our presidents are applicable for Roland but I made some up:

– The most chillest fucking president that he and his wife shares Snapchat stories. Everyone is shook and the Cranes are livid on their reactions.

– Somebody (probably his wife’s Snapchat) had him do sword practice. Roland was wearing a tight-fitting tank top and shorts that showed off his biceps and killer calves that literally everybody was thirsting for him.
   – “Fucking daddy af”
   – “I want his biceps to c h oke m e”
   – “i wanna be the sword”
– His wife loves the answers and just cackles at Roland’s horrid face whenever she reads them out loud to him.

– “Oh? You have (insert problem, mundane or worldwide)? Well we got President Crane. Fucking step up.”

– Roland, sitting on his chair during a council meeting, with the most bored af look on his face with his cheek resting on his fist. Anybody can caption this.

– Roland, at the back of another politician, looking like he doesn’t belong here. The picture is zoomed in, making the quality really bad. Anybody can caption this.

– Roland’s biceps and calves in general. It becomes a measure of how buff a person should be.