torabdos:

Kai knows because I pretty much ranted in a discord about all the possible aftermaths of yanking out a crossbow bolt that hit him at that kind of distance and tl;dr that’s the most idiotic thing Roland could think to do ahdksks

And that, my bippities

Will break the record of Mayu’s biggest knee scrapes, 2k16

That being said there’s only two instances so :y

Never lose your balance on a road crossing my bippities it’s a terrible thing to happen to you

Maybe it’s karma from all the puns I did