Mayu’s Xenoblade playthrough: list of fails(occasionally updated)

As title said, eh. Listed in chronological order.
[Colony 9- Tetra Cave]
1: Getting lost on the outskirts of Colony 9 within 30 minutes of gameplay.
2: Going near lv.70 fish within 45 minutes of gameplay.
3: Having the swimwear trunks on Shulk with the rest of the outfit being normal so Shulk looked like he was wearing shota shorts or something during his first wielding of the Monado.
4: Not going for a Chain Attack during the second fight of Metal Face and struggling with a downed Reyn and not enough tension for a Chain Attack for 10 minutes.
5: Getting lost in Colony 9.
[Gaur Plains]
1: Dying three times against a lv16 Unique Monster, all times because a pack of Gaur wolves decided to join in.
2: Not following the path while explicitly told to do so during the search for Juju and running into a lv70 bird(and various lv70 monsters)
3: Fighting too many Mechon at once and dying.
-timestamp: 8:34pm, Hong Kong time, 14/2/16, beginning date: 12/2/16