Aries: You took more candy. How disgusting..
Taurus: geeettttttt dunked on!!!
Gemini: I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.
Cancer: SANS! STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC!
Leo: (The dog absorbs the artifact.) (The artifact is gone.)
Libra: OH MY GOD! ANIME IS REAL, RIGHT!?
Virgo: after a great meal i like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage… its a family tradition…
Scorpio: I don’t need friends!!! … I’VE GOT KNIVES!!! /throws a knife/ I’m… out of knives.
Sagittarius: There’s a Mettaton-shaped hole in my Mettaton-shaped heart.
Capricorn: OH…NO… YOU’RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS.
Aquarius: WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
Pisces: cute pic of me right now *It’s a trashcan covered in sparkly pink filters*