Mom, 2 hours later: are you done yet
Me: ay I’m done with the large plaster just gotta
Small plaster sticks to hair
Me: you little-
Mom, 2 hours later: are you done yet
Me: ay I’m done with the large plaster just gotta
Small plaster sticks to hair
Me: you little-
1 hour later, me: I’m trying
Trying to change the dressing/plaster/something and I swear to god these fucking spray-on plasters
Me @ shower water: I’m pisces, please don’t go into the plaster
Me: You
Me: traitor…
And that, my bippities
Will break the record of Mayu’s biggest knee scrapes, 2k16
That being said there’s only two instances so :y
Never lose your balance on a road crossing my bippities it’s a terrible thing to happen to you
Maybe it’s karma from all the puns I did