This isn’t going to happen but I have to say it

“Awesome.” Bracken clapped her hands. “I’ll call over some of the weaponworks guys from Broadleaf, and we’ll crack down this son of a bitch.”

torabdos:

Kai knows because I pretty much ranted in a discord about all the possible aftermaths of yanking out a crossbow bolt that hit him at that kind of distance and tl;dr that’s the most idiotic thing Roland could think to do ahdksks

quadrell:

marshmallowfrootloops:

covertplantigrade:

subtly-shakespearean:

the-start-of-something8059:

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev’r gonna cease loving thee… wench”