Roland, probably drunk: Has anyone told you freckles are cute

Leander, probably also drunk: No I’ve been told through my entire childhood to cover it up

Roland, still drunk, probably not listening: It’s. It’s like you can kiss each little freckle if you try

Leander: I’d like to see you try then

Roland:

Roland: okay

Leander:

Leander, very much shook: Now wait a second-