Aries: You took more candy. How disgusting..
Taurus: geeettttttt dunked on!!!
Gemini: I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.
Cancer: SANS! STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC!
Leo: (The dog absorbs the artifact.) (The artifact is gone.)
Libra: OH MY GOD! ANIME IS REAL, RIGHT!?
Virgo: after a great meal i like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage… its a family tradition…
Scorpio: I don’t need friends!!! … I’VE GOT KNIVES!!! /throws a knife/ I’m… out of knives.
Sagittarius: There’s a Mettaton-shaped hole in my Mettaton-shaped heart.
Capricorn: OH…NO… YOU’RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS.
Aquarius: WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
Pisces: cute pic of me right now *It’s a trashcan covered in sparkly pink filters*
Aries: “I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws.” -Emil Cioran
Taurus: “Ultimately, the universe doesn’t care about us. Time doesn’t care about us. That’s why we have to care about each other.” -David Levithan
Gemini: “It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.” -Huge Laurie
Cancer: “Don’t worry about your body. It isn’t as small as it once was, but honestly, the world needs more of you.” -Clementine von Radics
Leo: “I don’t want to be a sweetheart. I want to be the fucking love of your life.” -Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Virgo: “I hide my broken heart from the world because let’s face it, no one desires something that is broken.” -Karen Isabella
Libra: “She doesn’t know how to love herself. I’ve offered to do it for her. She’s gonna think about it.” -Bruce Adler
Scorpio: “Stars are not small or gentle. They are writhing and dying and burning. They are not here to be pretty. I am trying to learn from them.” -Caitlyn Siehl
Sagittarius: “She no longer cared if she had a heart or a hole, she no longer cared if she was whole or hollow, she just wanted to move on with whatever she had become and find life somewhere else.” -VaZaki Nada
Capricorn: “I deny the fact that when I kill time, time is actually killing me.” -Eric Gamalinda
Aquarius: “You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand.” -Dylan Moran
Pisces: “But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?” -Mark Twain
Aries: Has high emotions,but can chill the fuck out. Twerks like everyday.
Taurus: Stubborn as shit and speaks the truth. So much sarcasm in one being.
Gemini: Usually funny as hell,might get to drunk at a family function.
Cancer: Needs to calm the fuck down cause they to adorable,to be sad. Will cuddle with anything.
Leo: Can work it,knows it to. Takes way too many selfies.
Virgo: Senses when people ain’t shit,silently judges you. Great taste in every aspect of life.
Libra: Confused majority of the time,has no fucks. Usually smells amazing for some reason.
Scorpio: Can look into your soul,probably will rip it out of your body. Suspected of killing someone a lot.
Sagittarius: Really funny and outgoing,people person naturally. Will flirt with anything that has a pulse.
Capricorn: Can sense a fuckboy every time,they know what you do in the dark. Will have a anxiety attack from just breathing.
Aquarius: The most funniest person every,most likely pee yourself from talking to them. Weirdest fucking person on earth.
Pisces: Sweetest little baby every on this earth. Will stab you in the fucking face if your hurt their feelings.
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