Anyway
Today I saw a schoolmate with a cast on her leg…
And there was a marker sketch of Saitama on the cast.
Well god damn I hope they don’t blame it on him.
One thing I can respect my brother for is that he did watch One Punch Man.
What made me lose that respect just as quickly as I got it is that he made Saitama a heavyweight in that brawling game he has and added tattoos.
People who speak Chinese calls Boros ‘Pineapple’.
For one, pineapple in Chinese is 菠蘿, read as bo-ro, which sounds really close to Boros
And his hair looks like those leaves on a pineapple too, so it’s double the fun
And for some, dried pineapples are a thing so… Well, people who watched Episode 12 should get the idea.
Don Pacino refers to the guy in the white coat as ‘the no.2 guy in the Typhoon family’. Typhoon=Tatsumaki, and they even have the same eye color.
It’s obvious that they’re from the same family, but why does Don use Typhoon as in kanji?
Does this mean that 1: Tatsumaki had so little family contact she didn’t have a first name or 2: Tatsumaki is using her family name as a hero name?
The second option might explain her insistence on ‘being the strongest’, since she’s carrying the family name around, and she feels that she is responsible for her family’s fame.
So there seems to be a thing here that when there’s Saigenos involved, Mumen is usually Saitama’s wingman and Fubuki is usually Genos’s wingman(wingwoman, you get the idea).
What if they’re at a bookshop trying to find romance advice books and they see each other, finding that they’re both helping a hero out. Trade information, and they find out they’re helping one side of a relationship.
(Basically a short OPM fic from that accidental innuendo in Chapter 59 of the webcomic, and I’m too lazy to put it on my fanfiction.net account)
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‘What do you want with my teacher’s meat? Hell’s Blizzard.’
Bang couldn’t help but sigh into the air. Of course the two would have an argument over the bald hero during a hot pot session. Hot pots are for sharing, for the sake of-
‘Demon Cyborg, Genos… Are you truly satisfied under that man?’
Silence. One second. Two seconds. Three seconds.
The cyborg collapsed with a sound akin to a kettle whistle and continued spouting steam from his joints on the floor.
‘Genos?!’ Said teacher immediately looked up from his bowl.
‘Fubuki’s a fujoshi?!’ King blurted before slapping a hand over his mouth.
‘It’s a critical hit!’ Bang’s fellow martial artist bellowed.
Fubuki stayed silent and blinked once.
‘What the hell did you do, Fubuki?’ Saitama looked positively confused as well, swatting away some of the steam. ‘What did you say?’
King continued to look both amazed and dumbfounded.
’…oh. Oh.’ Hell’s Blizzard drew out the second word for a while. ‘I certainly didn’t mean to say that.’
Genos hissed painfully.
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’…not into men…’
King only caught these few words from the other blond as they washed the dishes from the hotpot.
‘What did you say, Genos?’ King set another bowl on the drying shelf.
‘Saitama’s not into men…’ Was it him, or did the cyborg look positively traumatised? He didn’t even say a word until the hot pot was over, after all.
The ‘strongest man’ scratched his chin.
‘Uh, don’t take miss Fubuki too seriously. She’s just referring to you staying over at Saitama’s place and helping out with his chores…’
‘King.’ Genos sent a warm current of air at the dripping plates. ‘Do you think… Other people will think that?’
‘It already happened.’ A small whistle of steam from his left. ‘As in Fubuki.’ A chopstick levitated at him as Fubuki yelled, ‘I didn’t mean it!’. King caught it and sighed. ‘But who’s to know? Fans can be a crazy bunch.’
‘B-but Saitama’s not into men!’ A small wisp of flame escaped among the currents of air.
‘Then why are you so serious about a accidental innuendo?’ King smirked inwardly. ‘Do you…perhaps ship a robot and an egg?’
Genos looked at him, frowning as King slowly backed out of the kitchen. One second, two seconds, three seconds…
The ensuing blast of steam broke a window as Genos quite literally crashed.
‘Again…’ Silver Fang muttered, swatting aside the steam. ‘Let me remind you. This is a dojo, my dojo, not a frickin’ sauna shop.’
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Oh, Genos, you have no idea.
Fujoshi: girls who are into boys’ love
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