So it was Salmon Run and it was high tide. But instead of being normal high tide it was like super high tide? By which I mean you were confined to a like 2×2 square at the very top of the stage. And instead of a normal comment on the wave Grizz just said ‘Oh, shit.’ in really tiny lettering and I laughed so hard I woke myself up
I’m fucking pissing myself.
You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs?
Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter.
You know what the craft is called?
JUNO.
Who’s Juno?
JUPITER’S WIFE.
NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.
2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod La Entrada, Take on Me, Every Rose Has Its Thorn the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep — where they’re not supposed to Off of Juan’s face the game they’d destroy everyone else at Hungry Hungry Hippos the emoticon they’d use most often :-{D what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep Very fuzzy and not shaped very well their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever. Anything with a straw how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump A nice shampoo with Mane & Tail what they wanted to be when they grew up Dali’s mustache their favorite kind of weather hot but not humid thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?) a soothing baritone how/what they like to draw or doodle it draws mustaches on all the photos of people in the newspaper
toradbos dump spot 