Shakespeare, but every instance of “alas” has been replaced with “aw shit”

purpleprosegang:

“Aw shit, poor Yorick!”

-Hamlet, Act 5 Scene 1

“Aw shit, that love, so gentle in his view,

Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!“

-Romeo & Juliet, Act 1 Scene 1

“O, no! Aw shit, I rather hate myself

For hateful deeds committed by myself.”

-Richard III, Act 5 Scene 3

“Aw shit, poor country, almost afraid to know itself! It cannot be called our mother, but our grave.”

Macbeth, Act 4 Scene 3

superhero-geek21:

culturedkitten:

thebestoftumbling:

“NO MOOORREEE”

🙊 omfg

They’re learning.

cutecornflakes:

UPDATE: Feline continues to seek fully liquid state

bunminster:

Bunminster chasing after Joy. #slomo … . . #bunniesofinstagram #bunnies #bunniesofig #bunnygram #bunnycute #bunniesunited #bunniesworldwide #bunstagram #rabbitsofig #rabbit🐰 #kelinciku #kanin #kawaibunny #lionheadbunny #rexrabbit #lopbunny #cutebunnies #lapin #bunnyoftheday #kawaiibunny #cuterabbit

porcelaincloud:

My cat: comfortable, hasn’t moved in 3 hours

Me: gives one (1) pat

Cat: my rest……… it has been,, disturb ed……..I ………..can no longor……lay here…. must go…..