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Name: Obsidian (Archie and Maxie trying to name the baby with water and ground motives respectively, then some random grunt who’s secretly a Minecraft addict comes along and suggested this because lava+water=obsidian in Minecraft.)

Gender: Male
Appearance: Really dark-red hair, and prefers loose clothing(Archie blames this on Maxie but Maxie denies). Goes around on flip-flops.(Both parents blame this on Professor Birch who has never seen Obsidian literally)Personality: Very fun-loving, not exactly sporty, actually quite patient but doesn’t show it

Special talents: Percussion and holding parties, to both parents’ surprise.

Who they like better: Archie

Who they take after more: Also Archie. Minus the sports abilities.

Personal headcanon: He actually lives by himself, and at weekends goes to each parents’ bases and prank the grunts. A lot.