so a couple of key things I’d want to mention about this Mishmashy AU:
-there is no Act 7 because they already have the Mark of Kings
-Roland currently has no arms band and is also unarmed because either Nella confiscated his gun or they just left it there whoops
-Roland is also uhhh ¼ of the way there in terms of gaining Nella’s trust
-Evan’s a bit less driven to build a kingdom here I guess
Roland, probably drunk: Has anyone told you freckles are cute
Leander, probably also drunk: No I’ve been told through my entire childhood to cover it up
Roland, still drunk, probably not listening: It’s. It’s like you can kiss each little freckle if you try
Leander: I’d like to see you try then
Roland:
Roland: okay
Leander:
Leander, very much shook: Now wait a second-
I dont think the memes we have on our presidents are applicable for Roland but I made some up:
– The most chillest fucking president that he and his wife shares Snapchat stories. Everyone is shook and the Cranes are livid on their reactions.
– Somebody (probably his wife’s Snapchat) had him do sword practice. Roland was wearing a tight-fitting tank top and shorts that showed off his biceps and killer calves that literally everybody was thirsting for him.
– “Fucking daddy af”
– “I want his biceps to c h oke m e”
– “i wanna be the sword”
– His wife loves the answers and just cackles at Roland’s horrid face whenever she reads them out loud to him.– “Oh? You have (insert problem, mundane or worldwide)? Well we got President Crane. Fucking step up.”
– Roland, sitting on his chair during a council meeting, with the most bored af look on his face with his cheek resting on his fist. Anybody can caption this.
– Roland, at the back of another politician, looking like he doesn’t belong here. The picture is zoomed in, making the quality really bad. Anybody can caption this.
– Roland’s biceps and calves in general. It becomes a measure of how buff a person should be.
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