Tag: headcanon

What kind of memes do you think Roland’s country has about him, since we like to make memes about our presidents? He has a really high approval rating according to pre-launch materials so I guess they’re positive. As for me… *imagines the “confused Obama” reaction gif but with Roland*

space-matcha:

I dont think the memes we have on our presidents are applicable for Roland but I made some up:

– The most chillest fucking president that he and his wife shares Snapchat stories. Everyone is shook and the Cranes are livid on their reactions.

– Somebody (probably his wife’s Snapchat) had him do sword practice. Roland was wearing a tight-fitting tank top and shorts that showed off his biceps and killer calves that literally everybody was thirsting for him.
   – “Fucking daddy af”
   – “I want his biceps to c h oke m e”
   – “i wanna be the sword”
– His wife loves the answers and just cackles at Roland’s horrid face whenever she reads them out loud to him.

– “Oh? You have (insert problem, mundane or worldwide)? Well we got President Crane. Fucking step up.”

– Roland, sitting on his chair during a council meeting, with the most bored af look on his face with his cheek resting on his fist. Anybody can caption this.

– Roland, at the back of another politician, looking like he doesn’t belong here. The picture is zoomed in, making the quality really bad. Anybody can caption this.

– Roland’s biceps and calves in general. It becomes a measure of how buff a person should be.

A botw headcanon

Yo so

Knowing the champions share their abilities with Link they most likely shared a bit of their soul with Link too

And what if they can communicate through Link with each other ? And kinda monitor him from their divine beasts?

Consider like every time link uses revali’s gale for very mundane utility(like moving somewhere) the Rito goes on a tirade afterwards while other champions if they’re present either placate him or don’t, but telling Revali that ‘if Link’s using his ability for something outside of battle unlike the other champions, it must be really useful’ makes him puff up with pride and leave the subject alone for a bit which is what Daruk says every time once he joins the group chat.

When Link has to use Mipha’s grace, Urbosa analyses what’s going wrong but if it’s to say, a Blue Lynel or above, they’ll just throw their hands in the air and pray for the best, otherwise… ‘he lost?? to a bokoblin?’ ‘well, I’m sure he meant to heal himself before that…’ ‘that’s quite stupid if you ask me.’

On the subject of Daruk’s protection, it seems to Urbosa that he’s spoiling the hylian champ. Free perfect counters, after all, but Daruk simply states it keeps Link alive, at least, and it’s useful. The champs agree that it is.

Headcanons just for later reference

-Adol and Dana mostly bond over musical instruments. Music boxes, flutes, violins, whatever that is, they’d be happy to talk about the mechanics of them all day.

-Laxia and Dana bond over hair. Laxia likes to braid Dana’s hair when she hasn’t gotten her headdress into place yet early in the morning, while Dana like to comment on how smooth Laxia’s hair is.

-Laxia, Dana and Ricotta sometimes have tea parties with the cups and plates they picked up from the drifting luggage.

-Hummel and Sahad sometimes talk about Sahad’s daughter, although the conversation sometimes derails to say, habits and so on.

-Katrin the blacksmith looks for Dana when the latter’s around in the village. Seeing Dana’s mad strength, Katrin’s enthusiastic about having her try other heavier weapons. Of course, that needs a lot of ore, so she’d already had a huge stock of that in the adjacent cave.

-Ever since Dogi(Adol’s travelling partner) lost to Dana in an arm wrestle, he’s been trying to challenge her to rematches. Dana’s trying to let up on the strength, but she still wins most of the time. Dogi sometimes laments about this to Adol.

-Laxia or Little Paro(The parrot) occasionally finds Hummel stooping around corners. Hummel tells them to not tell anyone where he is. Laxia and Little Paro sometimes choose to reveal his whereabouts.

Also headcanon inspired by the Strongest Mega-evolution that Steven’s Metagross often fist-bumps(okay maybe more like claw-bumps) those that it recognises as a friend or worthy opponents
It probably sends a few people tumbling off ledges every week

The more I think about the Mineral Squad, the more I firmly believe Steven is the ‘baby brother’ of the trio.
I mean, he’s really easy to entertain, and the other two are fiercely protective of him.
I can imagine the three going for a cave trip and running into a Dragon-type pokemon.
Cue Cynthia and Riley going ‘PROTECT THE BBY’ and the wild pokemon gets REKT in seconds.

So jakeeggroll had this headcanon where Steven is really afraid of dragons(childhood accidents, check her blog for details). Kinda adding onto it.
So pre-ORAS, Steven would freak out when dragon-types get into his visual range, regardless of distance(although the shorter it is the larger the freak out). The Elite Four sensed that this wouldn’t be good if a Dragon Tamer came for a challenge, so Drake and Glacia basically organised a bit of training where Drake brings out one of his Flygons(they looked the friendliest), and try to get Steven to adapt to them, in a way(of course, Glacia is there to monitor him, and blasts the Flygon if it moves foward too much).
Considering this sketch where distance is badly calculated, Steven can manage dragon-types when they’re technically on the opponent side, flinches badly when they use physical attacks, but still freaks out when there’s any of the Bagon line or the dragon uses breath-based attacks. And if it’s outside trainer battles, consider a massive ‘nope’.

When it’s the time for soft hats, you probably shouldn’t have permanent ahoge right on top of your head.
Headcanon: Steven can NEVER get that tuft of hair down. He’s tried to get Skarmory groom it and even an Aron to sit on his head, but IT. STILL. DOESN’T. WORK.