Tag: Genos

In which dojos are turned into saunas

(Basically a short OPM fic from that accidental innuendo in Chapter 59 of the webcomic, and I’m too lazy to put it on my fanfiction.net account)
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‘What do you want with my teacher’s meat? Hell’s Blizzard.’
Bang couldn’t help but sigh into the air. Of course the two would have an argument over the bald hero during a hot pot session. Hot pots are for sharing, for the sake of-
‘Demon Cyborg, Genos… Are you truly satisfied under that man?’
Silence. One second. Two seconds. Three seconds.
The cyborg collapsed with a sound akin to a kettle whistle and continued spouting steam from his joints on the floor.
‘Genos?!’ Said teacher immediately looked up from his bowl.
‘Fubuki’s a fujoshi?!’ King blurted before slapping a hand over his mouth.
‘It’s a critical hit!’ Bang’s fellow martial artist bellowed.
Fubuki stayed silent and blinked once.
‘What the hell did you do, Fubuki?’ Saitama looked positively confused as well, swatting away some of the steam. ‘What did you say?’
King continued to look both amazed and dumbfounded.
’…oh. Oh.’ Hell’s Blizzard drew out the second word for a while. ‘I certainly didn’t mean to say that.’
Genos hissed painfully.
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’…not into men…’
King only caught these few words from the other blond as they washed the dishes from the hotpot.
‘What did you say, Genos?’ King set another bowl on the drying shelf.
‘Saitama’s not into men…’ Was it him, or did the cyborg look positively traumatised? He didn’t even say a word until the hot pot was over, after all.
The ‘strongest man’ scratched his chin.
‘Uh, don’t take miss Fubuki too seriously. She’s just referring to you staying over at Saitama’s place and helping out with his chores…’
‘King.’ Genos sent a warm current of air at the dripping plates. ‘Do you think… Other people will think that?’
‘It already happened.’ A small whistle of steam from his left. ‘As in Fubuki.’ A chopstick levitated at him as Fubuki yelled, ‘I didn’t mean it!’. King caught it and sighed. ‘But who’s to know? Fans can be a crazy bunch.’
‘B-but Saitama’s not into men!’ A small wisp of flame escaped among the currents of air.
‘Then why are you so serious about a accidental innuendo?’ King smirked inwardly. ‘Do you…perhaps ship a robot and an egg?’
Genos looked at him, frowning as King slowly backed out of the kitchen. One second, two seconds, three seconds…
The ensuing blast of steam broke a window as Genos quite literally crashed.
‘Again…’ Silver Fang muttered, swatting aside the steam. ‘Let me remind you. This is a dojo, my dojo, not a frickin’ sauna shop.’
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Oh, Genos, you have no idea.
Fujoshi: girls who are into boys’ love

Uh
I really don’t think Genos’ human name is… Genos? It doesn’t sound like a human name, much less a Japanese one since almost all the characters have Japanese names(if you’re talking about King, that’s technically his code name.)
My guess is that he made the name up for himself. A fifteen-year old boy would make a name punning on genocide, since that’s what his current self occurred from.

So there was a post about Genos possibly being the very cyborg he was looking for

Now that I think of it it might explain how he manages to wreck his cyborg body so often and so much. There’s this explanation via Persona Q that even if one’s memories were wiped, their subconscious would still form as actions that they themselves can’t really explain

…you can figure out the rest.

Tbh Genos shouldn’t have black oil tears it should be transparent oil tears
Black oil tears = crude oil tears = low efficiency fuel
Transparent oil tears = higher fraction oil tears = high efficiency fuel
Low efficiency fuel = incomplete combustion unless Genos can crack the crude oil internally
Plus crude oil is toxic for humans and Genos wouldn’t probably want to potentially cause harm to his own brain(if that’s still organic anyway) by having crude oil near it, or to his sensei.
Unless the crude oil is why Genos’s sclera is black, then that makes more sense