space-matcha:

I dont think the memes we have on our presidents are applicable for Roland but I made some up:

– The most chillest fucking president that he and his wife shares Snapchat stories. Everyone is shook and the Cranes are livid on their reactions.

– Somebody (probably his wife’s Snapchat) had him do sword practice. Roland was wearing a tight-fitting tank top and shorts that showed off his biceps and killer calves that literally everybody was thirsting for him.
   – “Fucking daddy af”
   – “I want his biceps to c h oke m e”
   – “i wanna be the sword”
– His wife loves the answers and just cackles at Roland’s horrid face whenever she reads them out loud to him.

– “Oh? You have (insert problem, mundane or worldwide)? Well we got President Crane. Fucking step up.”

– Roland, sitting on his chair during a council meeting, with the most bored af look on his face with his cheek resting on his fist. Anybody can caption this.

– Roland, at the back of another politician, looking like he doesn’t belong here. The picture is zoomed in, making the quality really bad. Anybody can caption this.

– Roland’s biceps and calves in general. It becomes a measure of how buff a person should be.