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the-real-ted-cruz:

rad-dog:

risky asks

1. “@” people you want to be friends with

2. screenshot the tabs you have open

3. the last text you sent to someone?

4. do you have a nsfw blog?

5. i dare you to _____ 

6. screenshot the first page of your search history

7. tell an embarrassing memory or story

8. how often do you take showers?

9.  what was your first blog URL?

10. if you draw or write, show some of your really old work

REALLY risky asks (watch out!!! super Risky)

1. if you had to hug anyone who would you hug

2. whats your favorite flavor of ice cream?

3. whats your favorite color?

4. if you have pets, what are their names?

5. do you like a warm bed or a cold bed?

6. whats a really good memory you have?

7. favorite song you cant stop listening to?

8. do you drink water with or without ice in it?

9. do you like to use correct grammar when you type or just type all lowercase?

10. whats something thats made you laugh recently?

For Ted or the Girl behind the blog, whatever you wish

indistinctthoughts:

As you can see, i’ve almost never post these kinds of thing on my blog, and although 90% of you won’t really care but this is a big deal to us. The Indonesian government is trying to block Tumblr because they think the only things we post here is porn. Now this isn’t the first time they’ve done this, we’ve had Vimeo blocked since a while back, Netflix this month and now they’re trying to take away Tumblr from us.

Please, please, please reblog this and get the word out. I really hope the Tumblr staffs would read this too. No you won’t get 600000 followers from reblogging this, neither will a killer from the 1800s jump out of your closet if you don’t reblog. It’s just a plea for help from a tumblr to another.

We are a part of this big community, we are fandoms bloggers, aesthetic bloggers, random bloggers, social justice bloggers, personal bloggers, literary bloggers just like you.

We need YOUR help to get the words heard of what our government is trying to do.

P.S. Sorry for the bad English.

togepistew:

malik-said:

Let’s talk about how we’re not even a month into 2016 and the year is already wild af:

  • B.o.B. – a rapper – for some odd reason, is convinced that the Earth is flat and not spherical, and how NASA is hiding the truth about this information. His idiotic tweets eventually managed to get the attention of Neil DeGrasse Tyson, – an astrophysicist – who swiftly corrected him and threw a little bit of shade in there for good measure. B.o.B. then released a diss track for Tyson called “Flatline.” Tyson then got his nephew to ether tf out of B.o.B for being stupid and disrespectful in a diss track called “Flat to Fact.” Tyson himself then went on The Nightly Show and flamed B.o.B’s dumbass live. B.o.B. also doesn’t believe the Holocaust actually happened, but hardly anyone paid attention to that. (x)
  • Wiz Khalifa went on a rant about Kanye’s album title change and how he’s biting off of Max B’s “wavy” influence, ending with “Hit this kk and become yourself.” Kanye mistook “kk” for a jab at Kim Kardashian and unleashed hell on not only Wiz, but Amber Rose and their child as well. Amber Rose took notice and decided to tell the whole world that Kanye likes to get his ass played with. In case you were wondering what Wiz meant by “kk,” it’s weed; Wiz said Kanye’s ignorant reaction to kk is proof as to why he ain’t wavy enough to change his album title to “Waves” in the first place. (x)
  • Blac Chyna is now dating Rob Kardashian, and is actually being very supportive of him as she helps him get his life and health back on track; However, she’ll likely be sitting right across from Kylie and Tyga at the dinner table from now on. (x)
  • Rihanna’s new album “Anti” got leaked a day before it was finally released; her opening song “Consideration” featured SZA, who was recently dragged because of her 5 year old tweet stating that Rihanna (and Ciara) can’t sing. (x)
  • R. Kelly confessed that he asked for his own mother’s hand in marriage. (x)
  • Susan Osbourne tweeted that she had a dream that Shaq gave her that pipe and now she’s publicly thirsting over him despite being a married woman. Shaq’s playing along with it too. (x)
  • Frosted Flakes mascot Tony the Tiger had to block several thirsty furries on Twitter because they were legitimately sexually harassing him; some of them got so offended, they deadass slut-shammed and victim-blamed Tony for the harassment he received, suggesting he wear more clothes if he doesn’t like the unwanted attention. Cheetos mascot Chester Cheetah then jumped in and took advantage of the situation, welcoming the heartbroken furries to his Twitter instead. Keep in mind, we’re talking about cartoon mascots here. (x)
  • The FBI hosted a legitimate child pornography website as bait to catch consumers, supplying them with approx. 23,000 pictures and videos of actual child porn. Despite gaining 215,000 registered users, they only managed to arrest 25 people. (x)
  • Donald Trump openly stated that his voters are so mindless “loyal,” he could go out outside and shoot someone down in public, and he’ll still have enough supporters to win the election. (x)
  • Meek Mill’s not doing much, yet he somehow still manages to continue holding L’s. (x)

I lost it at Tony the Tiger

ero-genos:

I’m reading Genos’s section in the databook and laughing so hard.

(Okay, I skipped translating the “Origin” part because it’s not mentioning anything we haven’t already heard many times… plus it’s hella late and I’m tired. I’m not sure if this has been done already or not, but if it hasn’t I’ll be happy to translate the rest of his stuff if asked. Cheers!)

DEMON CYBORG, GENOS

Sincerely and greedily pursuing “strength”!

Appearing on the scene like a comet and passing the written and physical hero tests with full scores; all of a sudden, he’s a recognised S-Class hero, a promising new face; he is a high-spec cyborg modified by the most high-level scientific techniques.

Among the numerous capricious heroes of the S-class, Genos will
relentlessly chase down and corner any monster. Even if he loses an arm
and a leg, until he’s totally eaten up by his opponent, he will not stop
fighting. Such outrageous aggressiveness is certainly demonic!! No hiding place exists anywhere on earth for any monster unfortunate enough to be picked up by his high-powered sensors!!

Data

Strength: 9/10

Intelligence: 7/10

Sense of justice: 7/10

Stamina: 9/10

Speed: 8/10

Popularity: 8/10

Effectiveness/success: 6/10

Mechanics (not sure how to translate this) : 9/10

Profile

S-Class, Rank 14

Height: 178cm

Weight: Secret/classified (pffff)

Age: 19

Likes: Saitama-sensei’s teachings, oiled sardines (lmfaoooo)

Dislikes: Those who look down on Sensei, difficult-to-use/faulty electronic equipment

Hobbies: Surfing the net, reading (books), writing in his journal

Hero name origin: Because of Genos’s unfaltering, aggressive manner of attacking whatever villanous monsters or calamities [he comes across].

Personality

Once his mind’s made up, he acts immediately!! On moving into his revered master Saitama’s residence, Genos stood stock still with his belongings in tow to display his determined will.

He writes down all his notes! But they are no ordinary notes. Engraving his master’s words onto paper and his soul with letters and drawings is Genos’s unique personal ritual!!

obnoxiously-phan:

annoyedvertigo:

mimi-shake-draws:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

clloudy:

flustered-custard:

silentshivers:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person.

ALL OF YOU.

no limit, no one skipped. EVERY PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS.

DON’T ASK WHY, IT’LL MAKE SENSE LATER

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN

Just wait…it’ll all make sense.

I REBLOG THIS BECAUSE I AM CURIOUS. I AM WAITING

I REBLOGGED AND IMMEDIATELY AFTER

I reblogged as a joke and i swear that it happened five minutes later omg