toradbos dump spot

swordlesbianism:

grednforgesgirl:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

Hey OP are you okay

no

anakinskydala:

every time i see the phrase “consular dating” i think it should be referring to some dating reality show. like the bachelor but for roman consuls

caerberus:

Q U E E N M A R I N A .

furbearingbrick:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

wip(°∀° )

of course I take the hecking long route because some of the fonts just… I can’t work with them lmao

adulthoodisokay:

bert-and-ernie-are-gay:

black-to-the-bones:

I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man

how fastidiously she puts up her little foot to block him like FOR GOD’S SAKE KEVIN LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

i know i have reblogged this several times but i love it so much

ninokuniedits:

I honestly laughed SO hard at Roland and Evan’s disguises. Like, yah, no one’s going to know it’s either of you. Not with the tail, or with Rolands big ol’ blue coat.

Anyways this idea came from the story- Kingmakers: The Revenant And the Remembrances on Ao3. (You should read it, it’s great!) They also have a tumblr @torabdos

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just a thought for Halloween maybe