The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-
Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient
Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long
Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths
Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion
Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children
People used to sacrifice other people to appease it
Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes
dont talk or think about this please
pmd sky tower
‘My detective office can be me(the detective), a deliveryman of the black market and a colorblind swordsman who’s also adept with ancient languages!’
so I did say I was in another fandom that’s still pretty much me and an online friend, and I’m still working on the AU for that one shfjfk
I’ve written s.aureus so many times it’s starting to lose meaning to me jkjk
lawful: for better or worse, one bound to law, order, and retaining stability neutral: no general inclination towards good or evil chaotic: hell raiser of various motives
valid: does their best and tries their hardest, usually for their greater good dumbass: for better or for worse, clueless. no leaning toward good or evil. bastard: a dick for the sake of being a dick
unit: gets through their problems and tolerates being wronged bitch: gets through but makes a big deal about it motherfucker: makes their problems other people’s problems
I present to you… the New Alignment Chart:
Not the man who yells objection but close enough
I have been plagued by this mental image for the entire afternoon so yall will suffer with me…
Since I’m currently revising on body defense mechanisms, I can’t help but wonder if fevers happen because our brain thinks a higher body temperature can overheat pathogens like those bees do to the hornets