*country gets nuked right in front of him*

*get drop-kicked into another world*

*adopt a half-cat son*

Roland:

if……….two kids’ adventure

If I may be so bold I say we call it a pissbaby

honestly with the approximate guess of froyo boy having been Kingmaker for 600-700 years there’s a lot of headcanons to be made about his shenanigans before he got on the fast track to suffering within approximately a decade

NNK2 incorrect quotes(2/?)

Bracken: You passed out, do you remember anything?

Zip: only the ambulance ride to the infirmary

Bracken: That wasn’t an ambulance, we had you on stretchers

Zip: But I heard the sirens

Bracken: That was Trey screaming

Trey: sorry I got nervous

I keep forgetting his color scheme lmao

starphoxshenanigans:

stronger-monsters:

you’ve heard of the kfc gang now get ready for

so I just realized I can probably use the pikachu 0: meme in place of my usual 0: emotes

I associate you with furry froyo, stubborn old man, and that guy with the hat who used to your icon. Sorry if you get this twice, my connection is stupid tonight.

so two dads who need a god damn nap and an absolute sweetheart who might probably tell them to get a god damn nap because his family rules legit say one must get more than seven hours of sleep per day

Nice

bramblepatch:

thatsdelightful:

whizzer-loses:

whizzer-loses:

today is like the wildest day. ryan reynolds is pikachu. toy story 4 trailer released. stan lee died. 16 year-old andrew feldman is appearing on broadway in dear evan hansen, which won best musical. what the fuck is happening guys what timeline are we in.

actually wait guys i figured it out.

its final pam’s birthday today.

she’s behind the chaos today.

Are you implying the Final Pam killed Stan Lee