pondwitch:

ndiecity:

The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-

  • Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient
  • Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long
  • Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths
  • Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion
  • Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children
  • People used to sacrifice other people to appease it
  • Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes

dont talk or think about this please

sawkinator:

nintenerd64:

nintenerd64:

THREE-DIMENSIONAL ALIGNMENT CHART

x-axis: lawful–neutral–chaotic
y-axis: valid–dumbass–bastard
z-axis: unit–bitch–motherfucker

lawful: for better or worse, one bound to law, order, and retaining stability 
neutral: no general inclination towards good or evil
chaotic: hell raiser of various motives

valid: does their best and tries their hardest, usually for their greater good
dumbass: for better or for worse, clueless. no leaning toward good or evil.
bastard: a dick for the sake of being a dick

unit: gets through their problems and tolerates being wronged
bitch:  gets through but makes a big deal about it
motherfucker:  makes their problems other people’s problems

I present to you… the New Alignment Chart:

Since I’m currently revising on body defense mechanisms, I can’t help but wonder if fevers happen because our brain thinks a higher body temperature can overheat pathogens like those bees do to the hornets