Leander, gesturing at a bowl of candy set outside his room: I’m much too old for Halloween, but I guess I can set out some candies

Roland:

Roland: *grabs one* I don’t trust you *nom*

Roland, one hour later, not a frog anymore: Leander. Leander you are killing me. Why do you do this

Leander: There was only one, really

Roland: IT’S AT THE TOP OF THE PILE YOU EXPECTED ME TO TEST IT DIDN’T YOU