The signs as supernatural creatures

gothstrology:

Aries: werewolf
Taurus: seer
Gemini: shapeshifter
Cancer: poltergeist
Leo: siren
Virgo: angel
Libra: mermaid
Scorpio: demon
Sagittarius: banshee
Capricorn: dementor
Aquarius: vampire
Pisces: pixie

Why am I a pixie
WHY AM I A PIXIE
WHYYYYY
I HATE PIXIES YOU CAN STEP ON THEM AND YOU WOULDN’T KNOW AND SO ON