jenerallygaming:

I find it hilarious that “Pierre” literally means “Stone” in French
What if Steven recommended the name and then Wallace didn’t know French so he says sure and Steven quietly fistbumps himself on his success for naming a baby ‘Stone’
STONE STONE

Actually, why not call him ‘Lapis’?
It’s Latin for stone, and I have a feeling Wallace would know French, really.
And it sounds graceful enough, so…